再做MBTI性格测试

今年年初我在某求职网上做了28题版本的MBTI职业性格测试,做出来是INTP(学者型:内向 直觉 思考 知觉)。属于理性者大类,也就是“建筑师”。“这类人非常稀少,约占人口的1%,因而一般场合不容易见到他们,即使见到也不容易辨认。”可以在我今年2月 26日的日志上看到两个不同性格测试结果,第二个就是基于MBTI的。

今年5月31日再做一次MBTI职业性格测试(Psytopic特别版),也就是简化版,28题(最后一题广告题不算),还是INTP。也就是说不存在过了很久性格发生巨变的可能性。

今天,也就是6月8日,头一回做了MBTI英文版,一共70道题目,结果却是INFJ(劝告者:内向 直觉  情感 判断)。属于理想主义大类,“此类型的人,极为少见,不过占人口的1%而已。”好吧,罕见程度类似。英文版有比较多样的结果评估,完全免费开放。那分析看 得我心潮澎湃。因为我觉得好多地方说得好像我啊。此外还有供同性格类型的朋友们一起交流的地方……

突然,困惑来了,为什么结果不一样?于是,我回到最初那个求职网做了88题的MBTI完整版,结果也是INFJ。

我以为如果你对MBTI有兴趣,建议做完整版。为了更准确,建议做英文版。我觉得英文原版的题目更通顺。做起来反倒更快。汗。此外,会有爱情测试、职业测试等分类,结果可能会有不同。

>>>>英文70题版(推荐,有许多结论可看)
>>>>中文70题对照版(有免费中文结论可看)
>>>>中文88题完整版(增加18题,且为另一个翻译版本)
>>>>中文28题简化版
>>>>豆瓣MBTI小组 (其实名称是INFJ)

以下是一大堆分析中的一小部分:

Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI)

Your Type is
INFJ
Introverted    Intuitive    Feeling    Judging
Strength of the preferences %
44                  62             12              22

Career
Art/Science:
Literature/Writer
Humanities
Web Design
Philosophy
Archaeology

Social Service:
Religious Education
Psychology
Counseling

Idealist Portrait of the Counselor (INFJ)

Counselors have an exceptionally strong desire to contribute to the welfare of others, and find great personal fulfillment interacting with people, nurturing their personal development, guiding them to realize their human potential. Although they are happy working at jobs (such as writing) that require solitude and close attention, Counselors do quite well with individuals or groups of people, provided that the personal interactions are not superficial, and that they find some quiet, private time every now and then to recharge their batteries. Counselors are both kind and positive in their handling of others; they are great listeners and seem naturally interested in helping people with their personal problems. Not usually visible leaders, Counselors prefer to work intensely with those close to them, especially on a one-to-one basis, quietly exerting their influence behind the scenes.

Counselors are scarce, little more than one percent of the population, and can be hard to get to know, since they tend not to share their innermost thoughts or their powerful emotional reactions except with their loved ones. They are highly private people, with an unusually rich, complicated inner life. Friends or colleagues who have known them for years may find sides emerging which come as a surprise. Not that Counselors are flighty or scattered; they value their integrity a great deal, but they have mysterious, intricately woven personalities which sometimes puzzle even them.

Counselors tend to work effectively in organizations. They value staff harmony and make every effort to help an organization run smoothly and pleasantly. They understand and use human systems creatively, and are good at consulting and cooperating with others. As employees or employers, Counselors are concerned with people’s feelings and are able to act as a barometer of the feelings within the organization.

Blessed with vivid imaginations, Counselors are often seen as the most poetical of all the types, and in fact they use a lot of poetic imagery in their everyday language. Their great talent for language-both written and spoken-is usually directed toward communicating with people in a personalized way. Counselors are highly intuitive and can recognize another’s emotions or intentions – good or evil – even before that person is aware of them. Counselors themselves can seldom tell how they came to read others’ feelings so keenly. This extreme sensitivity to others could very well be the basis of the Counselor’s remarkable ability to experience a whole array of psychic phenomena.

部分“不知道在说什么”的中文分析:(of course,翻译自英文)

这些喜欢蛰居的友善的人们本身令人难以理解,所以能够理解和处理复杂的伦理问题及应对极度不安分的个人。
INFJ型劝告者因其生动的想象而常常被看作是所有类型人中最富有诗意、甚至神秘感的人。
可以肯定,他们往往选择文学艺术作为大学主科,也许还倾向于选择文学创作作为专业。
如果遭遇到不利的工作条件或时常的批评,他们就会变得郁郁寡欢和举步维艰,最终可能导致身体疾病。

好玩的,有一个Warm fuzzy teddybear theory,关于他人眼中的INs。结果:
INFJ – cold on outside, warm and fuzzy on the inside
INFP – warm and fuzzy inside and out
INTP – warm on the outside, hard as a rock inside
INTJ – cold and hard inside and out
哈,INFJ和INTP结果完全相反。

我在豆瓣小组看了一下,感觉INFJ就是很罕见的一种性格,容易发生心理问题的性格,容易孤僻、找不到工作,很纠结的性格。容易被指“你这人讲话好书 面化”或者“你这人说话好深奥”,部分人员表示从小就觉得自己是Special One。还有人呼吁要爱护NF类型的人,防止他们自卑、自弃。

较夸张的不是豆瓣小组众人言论,而是如下这段话:(天知道WW在说什么,我不信)

“You are not here merely to make a living.
You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply,
with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement.
You are here to enrich the world,
and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.”
Woodrow Wilson

PP Day Day Happy!

  上小学生课堂涂鸦习作啦!小时候我总是高高兴兴去上学,上课一得空就在课本和草稿纸上乱涂写。小时候想干什么就干什么,随时随地开小差。哪像上班噢!以后不允许小花朵们累得像蘑菇一样耷拉着脸。

  今年姐姐又长了一岁,祝愿姐姐永远年轻,天天开开心心,定格布鲁姆日,永远是活泼可爱的好青年,愉快地在文艺大道上跨步前进!Happy Birthday!讨水果巧克力慕丝蛋糕吃~~

羡他的签名本

《南方周末》也不是每期都好看,改成“地震周报”后水平也有起伏。第二期“地震报”非常出彩,本周的只在平常水平,亮点不见得多。然止庵的一篇随兴之作《我的签名本》颇得我心。

前辈罗列了六本求来的签名本。因“与钱瑗有拐弯抹角的亲戚关系”,故得她父母签名,还是一签好几本。此事对我辈而言只有眼红的份儿。其后侯孝贤签名本就不羡了,我也有之,且为我在京讨得该签名本的友人貌似与止庵参加了同一个签售会。我对自己不能亲临北京感到遗憾,为能结识此等友人感到荣幸。那日排队可够艰苦的,不知止庵去没去排队,是不是被周围人认了出来,大致是个什么样的情况。

接下来是外国作家部分。最羡煞的是前辈有阿兰·罗伯-格里耶的签名。趁作家来我国参加活动之际,托友人福与其见面。阿兰·罗伯-格里耶与他热情地握手,然后在《反复》和《快照集——为了一种新小说》上签名。止庵“一直都为此感到幸福”。必定是幸福的,我单听听就幸福死了,如若梦幻。我们知道,影响止庵最深的外国作家名单中就有阿兰·罗伯-格里耶,他最后评价说“报上文章多有贬抑之词,我想人们大概还不能领会他的好处罢。”实为阿兰·罗伯-格里耶去世之后我听到的最贴心之语。余华等曾经大赞阿兰·罗伯-格里耶的作家和业内人士都摆出一副严肃客观之态,基本都认为新小说是一种已经消亡的、失败的小说流派,罗伯-格里耶的作品乏人问津,是否还有生命力尚是未知数。在很多年前的阵发性狂热后,国内外都准备忘却罗伯-格里耶曾经带来的欢悦和震撼,或者说准备只承认曾经带来过的欢悦和震撼,而不承认他的小说依然充满魅力。

随后介绍了艾柯和帕慕克的签名本。这两位日子更近。艾柯来沪那日我忙着上课。对老人家兴趣不是最大,故也懒得翘课。不过事后追悔莫及。帕慕克来沪如没记错也就是5月30日的事情。那之前帕慕克在京逗留数日。止庵也在京,本文写于5月26日,恐怕便是他新得到帕慕克签名后兴奋至极时所作。我当时只能听友人转述帕慕克在京经历,按耐不住要去签售。况且签售全部收入捐赠给四川灾民,我便打算一定要现场买几本来签,而不是自带。极为不幸,当日上午在某公司面试,结束时间一拖再拖,最后留我试工一日。六点返校时恰好路过人广,心里那个郁闷啊。我不敢为了签售拍桌子走人,放弃难得的工作机会,一方面因为帕慕克不是阿兰·罗伯-格里耶,另一方面也可见我不过是中庸之辈,也怕饿死,哪有这么洒脱。真要洒脱起来就该从自由撰稿人干起,做个不思进取的闲书爱好者得了,以求玩物丧志新解。

止庵最后说还有几位想签没签到,并以“但愿人长久”收尾。亦是很得我心的结尾。

回首四年芳华 未别泪已沾襟

回首四年芳华 未别泪已沾襟
——给本月即将毕业有可能一别好几年的自觉人

背景乐:

梅艳芳《似水流年》
张国荣《似水流年》

6月5日,同济101周年校庆兼毕业晚会。三年了,年年5月20日操场上看烟火,撒欢至深夜。今年由于汶川地震的缘故,晚会先是延期,后来改为赈灾晚会。没有毕业生在台上矫情地洒泪,只有四川归来的同济医生和老师讲述同济人和四川人一起“同舟共济,自强不息”的故事。其中有这么一个故事,一位被截肢的男生冷静地问同济医师:“残废可不可以考数学系?”这位男生在老师临走前向老师索要胸口的同济校徽,“我只是想知道是谁救了我。” “同舟共济,自强不息 ”恰巧在此时此刻成为全国抗震救灾口号之一,因为同济精神确有其时代意义。

当天的演出准备仓促,节目是非常简单的。无论同济小学的小朋友还是电影学院看似老道的主持人都犯了错。还是这些组织,舞蹈队、健美操队、武术协会、合唱团、同济小学或者同济幼儿园、电影学院、十大歌手……同济大学学生会。还是周家伦讲话,四平校区还是如此草青木华,学校生活还是这点破事。但是我曾经认识的人都已各奔东西。

我的思绪一直定格在99校庆上。那一年,我第一次以工作人员的身份参加校庆晚会。我们自觉人在学校无数角落熬过无数夜晚。我记得每次独自走在设备楼破旧的楼梯上都胆战心惊。我记得XTT是如何满怀热情地开启她的新闻事业,又是如何在男友面前发嗲。我忘不了剑桥的脸,他总是给我无比安全和放心的感觉。我忘不了三大摄影高手各自的特长,剑桥擅长拍特别高大、有棱有角的建筑,小恂擅长花木一类小事物,Look擅长人物和事件。我忘不了二李黄金档,一冷一热,可惜当年饭局上让二位帅哥Kiss的恶劣计划不幸流产。我忘不了和Ning第一次见面的情景,我也忘不了和Fallen的意外相识。我知道毕业后与大部分同届计算机男生将毫无瓜葛。能继续保持联系的,还是那些一起熬夜,一起半夜两点在赤峰路上买宵夜吃,圣诞节都窝在一起的人。

我记得半夜在医学院探头探脑看尸体,我也记得土木弃楼那有洞的破地板。当然还有JLJ和B1。今日匆匆一面缘,下回再聚遥无期。可能这些也能成为怀念。JLJ已身在德国,和B1成为同行的可能性也降为零。现在想来,TC坚决不还给我的那张DVD好似一件信物,就留在他那边吧,TC也即将去向远方,空留牵挂。

每一位一起奋斗的无可救药的理想主义者,每一位一起工作的朋友,一起学习的朋友,每一位意外相识的朋友,偶遇的朋友,擦肩而过的朋友。一点一滴,我在清风中摇曳着逛校园,无言,有泪。

想起来,那些夜晚给我留下的印象远比白天来得深刻。夜晚来临,每个人都多少有些异于白天,黑夜里,我们互相宽容对方,一起胡思乱想,一起做梦。那些不知道在干什么的夜晚堆积在一块儿,只感情怀乱。

似水流年

望着海一片
满怀倦
无泪也无言
望着天一片
只感到情怀乱
我的心又似小木船
远景不见
但仍向着前
谁在命里主宰我
每天挣扎人海里面
心中感叹似水流年
不可以留住昨天
留下只有思念
一串串永远缠
浩瀚烟波里
我怀念
怀念往年
外貌早改变
处境都变
情怀未变

Lyrics:British Sea Power

british sea power

划线部分是难解处或者引用典故之处。

No Lucifer

此为今年新专辑主打歌之一。起先我百思不得其解,看了Video后才恍然大悟。感觉唱的是Faust,或者类似Faust的人物。Video中出现以 希特勒的脸为原型的木偶形象,歌词中也唱到Hitler Youth。部分联系现实的部分由于不熟悉英国政治和文化,故甚难理解。我还没抓到点子上。4月份写评论时我有搜乐队访谈,以求解。后来无疾而终。不过想 来面对这种其实是诗歌的歌词,胡思乱想挺有劲的。补充一句,人称转换也很微妙。

EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! //从Video看,此句是Several Lucifers唱的。

Hey you, give me the dummy tits, //魔鬼假扮美女引诱浮士德。
Forget the rest of the shit
The man with the skull and bones,
You think you know, but you don’t
. //此句也是指浮士德。

To Sodom I will go,
Not to Megiddo.
//宁下地狱不上天堂的意思。
Several Lucifers come,
We can beat them all.

A Carlton Corsair,
A Raleigh Twenty
, yeah!  //此句最为难解。Raleigh Twenty是一种自行车,Carlton和Raleigh同时又是英国政界人物,可能要联系英国政治。
A little lost roe deer,
The wind in your hair.

NO LUCIFER!

Come on, Allons-y let’s go, //Allons-y疑似是法语,let’s go的意思。
Can always just say no.
To the anti-aircraft crew,
The boys from the Hitler Youth. //希特勒的青年近卫军。

Silk and cyanide,
Six weeks left alive.
Metal, skull and bone,
You think you know but you don’t. //依然指浮士德。

To Sodom I will go,
Not to Megiddo.
Several Lucifers come,
We can beat them all.

A Carlton Corsair,
A Raleigh Twenty, yeah!
A little lost roe deer,
The wind in your hair.

NO LUCIFER! //主人公的呐喊。

EASY! EASY! EASY! //鬼怪的呼应。

Is that what the future holds?
Is that what the future holds?
Kevlar or cherry wood,
Malevolence or good
.
//点明主旨之处。

Is that what the future holds?
Is that what the future holds?
Is that what the future holds?
Is that what the future holds?

NO LUCIFER!

Apologies To Insect Life

此歌出现在第一张专辑里。BSP公开表示自己是陀思妥耶夫斯基拥护者。我以为从第一张专辑开始,BSP大致的歌词风格就已经成形。关注英国,关注政治,关注人的内心。譬如接下来选的两首都是关于英国的,有政治背景的。

Oh Fyodor(dostoevsky) you are the most attractive man
Oh Fyodor you are the most attractive man I know,
Your Russian heart is strong and has been bleeding for too long

Oh my Lassie, it’s like bad acid
It’s getting nasty, she knows

Gymnastic-whores-down-on-all-fours-with-septic-pores-
and-fucked-up-
bores-I-would-like-to-give-you-more-molasses

Oh Molasses, its like bad acid
It’s getting nasty, she knows

She knows

Apologies to insect life, what I did was not very nice -
(Remaining words incomprehensible for now……..)

Fear Of Drowning

Jesus fucking Christ, oh god no!

From the moment that you realise
Most of this Isn’t real
To the moment that you decide
Shall we go out tonight
And we’ll swim from these island shores
Till there’s a fear of drowning
A little old fear of drowning
A little old fear of drowning

Oh little England
Tonight I’ll swim
From my favourite island shore

And how long has it been
Since you have seen so beautifully
(So beautifully)

Ah

And all the money in the world
Won’t help you now
The only way is down
And you know from way out here
There is a little fear
A little old fear of drowning
A little old fear of drowning
A little old fear of drowning

Oh little England
Tonight I’ll swim
From my favourite island shore
And how long has it been
How long has it been

And how long has it been
Since you have seen so beautifully

Oh little England
Tonight I’ll swim
From my favourite island shore
And how long has it been
Since you have seen so beautifully

Waving Flags

You are astronomical fans of alcohol
So welcome in
Are rising in the East and setting in the West
All waving flags

We’re all waving flags now
Waving flags
But don’t be scared

And you, you will be here for a while
And it’s all a joke
Oooh, it’s all a joke
Ooooooh

Are here of legal drinking age, on minimum wage
Well, welcome in
From across the Vistula, you’ve come so very far
All waving flags

We’re all waving flags now
Waving flags
But don’t be scared

And you, you will be here for a while
And it’s all a joke
Oooh, it’s all a joke
Ooooooh

Here is my pride
here is my life
It just tastes good
Especially tonight

(Oh welcome in)

Oh welcome in, we are Barbarians
Oh welcome in, cross the …
Oh we can fail, … against the sea
No we won’t fail, … against the sea
So walk away

Down On the Ground

我觉得这歌词在讲野合。可能我想多了,其实很纯情……啊,野合也能很纯情的,譬如《盲刺客》那样的。

Where I come from, silvery trees
Diamond on leaf, can’t you see it?
Why did I leave?

The clipping of wings
The draping of kings
I was here long before you
Now kindly leave

This was far far away
And I knew I would not stay
Down on the ground
I’ll be found
I opened up my mouth
I didn’t make a sound
I could not cut you down, down, down

I was a girl and you were a boy
With innocent thoughts getting colder
Than it was before

This was long long ago
And I knew we’d never know
Down on the ground
I’ll be found
I opened up my mouth
I didn’t make a sound
I could not cut you down, down, down

Down, down, down
Could not cut you down

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